Vegan Wellness Retreats · Texas
LoneHollow Ranch, 2027
Five days on 3,000 private acres of Texas Hill Country — food, movement, community, and adventure.
March 18–22, 2027
Utopia, TX · 90 min from San Antonio
500+ guests · whole ranch, just us
Tentative — subject to change
- Where it happens
- Main Auditorium
- Lakeside Lodge
- Latigo Lake
- The Lawn
- Sport Court
- Kids Club
- Hill Country Trails
- Dining Hall
- Outdoor Amphitheater
- The Peninsula
- The Club Room
- The Beach
- The Silos
- Location TBD
How to read this: most blocks offer a few options at once so you can pick your pace, plus the Kids Club is open all day (6:30a–9:30p). Meals and keynotes are whole-community. The 🏅 Vegan Olympics is the retreat's marquee event — one different lift each day (dead hang → deadlift → bench → pull-ups), and when it's on, it's the only thing running so everyone can gather to compete and cheer (Kids Club stays open for childcare).
ThursdayMarch 18
Arrival & Welcome3:00–5:00p
Dining Hall
Check-in & settle in
Find your cabin, explore 3,000 acres, meet your people5:15p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come on in, grab a seat, and settle into live music before dinner5:30–7:00p

Meals · Dining Hall
Welcome dinner
6:45–7:00p
Dining Hall
Chef Mario — welcome talk
Meet the chef: who he is and the food to look forward to over the next few days7:30–8:00p

Main Auditorium
Opening ceremony
Main Auditorium — the retreat officially begins8:20–9:00p

🏅 Vegan Olympics · Sport CourtWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics kickoff — Dead Hang
Event 1 of 4 · all divisions · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions8:00–10:30p
The Beach
Bonfire
Down at the beach — fire, music, easy conversation · may run late9:00–10:00p

Outdoor Amphitheater
Connection & icebreaker games — Scott Bernard
Top of the outdoor amphitheater, under the lights — meet your people
Outdoor Amphitheater
Wind-down yoga — Stacey Heiny
Base of the amphitheater, overlooking Latigo LakeThe Lawn
Breathwork under the stars — Matt Bennett
Guided breathwork on The Lawn
🏀 Contest · Sport CourtCompete
Free Throw Contest with Dr. Alan Goldhamer
Under the lights at the Sport Court · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift card for the champion10:00p
The Peninsula
Quiet time begins
The bonfire may keep going, but please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranchFridayMarch 19
Foundations7:00–7:45a

Outdoor Amphitheater
Sunrise yoga — Stacey Heiny
Sunrise flow, overlooking the lakeHill Country Trails
Run with Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Group run around the ranch
The Lawn
Burn Boot Camp — Scott Bernard
High-energy group workout at the Field8:15a
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open
Come in and settle in before breakfast8:30–10:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Breakfast
10:00–10:15a

The Lawn
📸 Whole-retreat + staff & volunteer group photo
Everyone gather right after breakfast · please wear your retreat shirts10:45–11:45a

Main Auditorium
Keynote — Dr. Alan Goldhamer
The science of the reset · fasting & health
Outdoor Amphitheater
Sound bath — Matt Bennett
Base of the outdoor amphitheaterThe Lawn
Workout with Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
The Lawn12:00–12:45p
The Club Room
Workshop — Kylie Buckner, RN, MSN
“Why Fiber Is My Favorite F Word” · The Club Room
Main Auditorium
Lecture — Joey Bilotich
Main Auditorium
Outdoor Amphitheater
B12 Lecture — Dr. Karin Dina
Outdoor amphitheater1:00p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before lunch1:15–2:45p

Meals · Dining Hall
Lunch
2:00–2:45p
Dining Hall
Chef Mario — food demo on stage
Live demo during lunch · a taste of what's ahead3:00–4:00p

Main Auditorium
Doctors Panel
With the retreat faculty
Outdoor Amphitheater
Kickboxing with Scott Bernard
High-energy workout at the outdoor amphitheater
The Silos
Speed Dating — Woop Woop
At the bottom of the Silos · for singles4:30–5:30p
🏅 Vegan Olympics · Outdoor AmphitheaterWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics — Deadlift
Event 2 of 4 · all divisions compete · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions5:45p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before dinner6:00–7:30p

Meals · Dining Hall
Dinner
8:00–9:00p

🏀 Contest · Sport CourtCompete
3-Point Contest with Dr. Alan Goldhamer
Under the lights at the Sport Court · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift card for the championThe Lawn
Functional Movement class with Sky Bembry
The Field
Main Auditorium
Keynote
Main Auditorium
The Club Room
Hip Release workshop with Angel Ardito
The Club Room8:00–10:45p

Location TBD
Silent Disco — Woop Woop
All ages · location TBDThe Club Room
Movie night
Feature screening in The Club RoomThe Beach
Bonfire
Down at the beach · may run lateLocation TBD
3rd Eye Lounge — cacao circle with Neil
Ceremonial cacao · location TBD10:00p
The Beach
Quiet time begins
The bonfire may keep going, but please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranchSaturdayMarch 20
Community & Connection7:00–7:45a
Outdoor Amphitheater
Sunrise Pilates — Stacey Heiny
Sunrise flow & stretch, overlooking the lakeHill Country Trails
Trail run — Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Sunrise loop8:15a
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open
Come in and settle in before breakfast8:30–10:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Breakfast
10:30–11:30a

Main Auditorium
Keynote — Dr. Cyrus Khambatta
Mastering Diabetes
Lakeside Lodge
Food demo — Daniel McKinnon
Lakeside Lodge kitchen
The Club Room
Workshop — Drs. Rick & Karin Dina
The Club Room11:45a–12:45p

The Club Room
Lecture — Doug Evans
The Club Room
Outdoor Amphitheater
Yoga with Stacey Heiny
Outdoor amphitheater
Main Auditorium
Live show — Chuck Carroll & surprise guest
Main Auditorium1:00p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before lunch1:15–2:45p

Meals · Dining Hall
Lunch
2:00–2:45p
Dining Hall
Keynote lecture on stage
A short keynote during lunch · Dining Hall stage3:00–4:00p

Outdoor Amphitheater
Keynote — Dr. Rick Dina
Outdoor amphitheater
Sport Court
Volleyball game with Scott Bernard
Sport Court
Main Auditorium
Keynote
Main Auditorium4:30–5:30p
🏅 Vegan Olympics · Sport CourtWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics — Bench Press
Event 3 of 4 · all divisions · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions5:45p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before dinner6:00–7:30p

Meals · Dining Hall
Dinner
7:00–7:30p

Dining Hall
Joey Bilotich — talk on stage
During dinner · Dining Hall stage8:00–9:00p
The Club Room
Workshop — Nurse Kylie Buckner
The Club Room
Outdoor Amphitheater
Wind-down sound bath — Matt Bennett
Base of the outdoor amphitheater
The Silos
Workshop with That Vegan Angel
The Silos
The Lawn
Burn Boot Camp — Scott Bernard
High-energy group workout at the Field8:00–10:00p

Main Auditorium
Talent Show
Main Auditorium · 8:00–10:00pThe Club Room
Movie night
Feature screening in The Club Room · 8:00–10:00pThe Beach
Beach bonfire
Down at the beach · 8:00–11:00p · may run late
The Lawn
Silent Disco party — Woop Woop
At the Field · 8:00–10:00p10:00p
The Beach
Quiet time begins
The bonfire may keep going, but please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranchSundayMarch 21
Transformation & Celebration7:00–7:45a

Outdoor Amphitheater
Sunrise yoga — Stacey Heiny
Gratitude flow & stretch, overlooking the lakeHill Country Trails
Morning run with Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Group run around the ranch
The Lawn
Burn Boot Camp — Scott Bernard
High-energy group workout at the Field8:15a
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open
Come in and settle in before breakfast8:30–10:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Breakfast
10:30–11:30a

Main Auditorium
Chuck Carroll LIVE — podcast
Exam Room live podcast taping · Main AuditoriumThe Club Room
Beauty workshop — Stacey Heiny
Hands-on · The Club RoomThe Beach
Durian Party with Sal the Fruit Hunter & Doug Evans
Tropical fruit tasting · The Beach11:45a–12:45p

Outdoor Amphitheater
Sprouting workshop — Doug Evans
Sprouting & the living kitchen · Outdoor amphitheaterLakeside Lodge
Food demo — Erin & Dusty (Eat Move Rest)
Lakeside Lodge kitchen
Lakeside Lodge
Food demo — Daniel McKinnon
Raw corndogs · Lakeside Lodge kitchen1:00p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before lunch1:15–2:45p

Meals · Dining Hall
Lunch
2:00–2:45p
Dining Hall
Cacao talk & tasting on stage
A short cacao lecture with a sample · end of lunch · Dining Hall stage3:00–4:00p

Main Auditorium
Keynote lecture
Main Auditorium
The Lawn
Kickboxing with Scott Bernard
High-energy workout at the FieldOutdoor Amphitheater
Raising Healthy Children workshop
Outdoor amphitheater4:30–5:30p

Main Auditorium
Keynote — Dr. Michael Greger
Main Auditorium · the whole retreat5:45p
Dining Hall
Dining hall doors open · live music
Come in early and settle into live music before dinner6:00–7:30p

Meals · Dining Hall
Dinner
7:00–7:30p
Dining Hall
Closing ceremonies on stage
A toast to the week · Dining Hall stage8:00–9:00p

🏅 Vegan Olympics · Sport CourtWhole retreat
Vegan Olympics — Pull-Ups
Event 4 of 4 · 🏅 $50 Visa e-gift cards for Male, Female & 55+ champions · overall division champions crowned8:00–10:45p
The Beach
Bonfire
Down at the beach · runs to 10:45pThe Club Room
Movie night
Feature screening in The Club Room
Location TBD
Silent Disco — Woop Woop
All ages · location TBD9:00–10:00p

The Lawn
Color Party dance party with Scott Bernard
Throw color & dance · Kids Club joins10:00p
The Lawn
Quiet time begins
Please head to your rooms quietly — sound carries at the ranch6:45–7:30a
Latigo Lake
Optional sunrise movement
One last lakeside moment7:30–9:00a

Meals · Dining Hall
Farewell breakfast
9:00–10:15a
Main Auditorium
Checkout & pack up
Clear your cabin, grab your bags10:30a
Main Auditorium
VWR bus departs — 10:30a sharp
Book flights accordingly · the bus will not waitby 11:00a
Main Auditorium
All guests off property
Property closes to guests at 11:00a
Find your way around the ranch
Latigo Lake and the lakeside lodge, cabin clusters, the sport court, and wide-open Hill Country — all yours for the retreat.